My mum: hi love
me: hi mum
My mum: how are you doing today? who is Freddie Mercury?
me: [incredulous she doesn’t know / forgot who Queen was, guess that was my dad’s album I stole] i am good today! freddie mercury was the lead singer of the band Queen. he was awesome
My mum: WAS?
me: yeah…he died of AIDS-related illness in the 80s :(
My mum: why do you feel like him today
me: [Thinking oh shit, where is she going with this?] because i feel good. like a rockstar. lol
My mum: you rock