Congratulations, Steve Lopez, also known as @steelopus, also known as the 30,000th visitor to SFLoveStory (since its WordPress inception in July ’08, God only knows how many weirdos awesome people have visited SFLoveStory overall, but I’m sure it’s in the millions because I link to Demetri Martin on this site, did you know?!).
You win the prize!
“What is the prize?” you may ask yourself.
“I have no idea!” I say.
“Well, WTF?” you reply.
“Okay, I will send you one of my patented SFLoveStory Happy Grab-Bag Of Interesting Things.”
“But you don’t even have my address!”
“So click here and send it to me.”