Things Worth Repeating (Out of Context)

Attention people who follow fashion: at one time, codpieces were the shit. Now take a good long look at your life.
– Avery Edison from Southampton, UK

Really? You need to take up 4 seats on the train because you have a bicycle? I’m dubious of your claim. Stand the fuck up, Huffy.
– Brittney Gilbert from Berkeley

My greatest fear in life is that someday I could give birth to a baby who would eventually want go to a renaissance faire.
– Annie from Detroit

Possible, ridculous ethnic-food-based “slurs” for Aziz and my hypothetical mixed-race children (Kashmiri/Italian): Chai Latte, Rice-a-Roni.
– Rachel from Brooklyn, NY, USA



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